Ashlyn and Lindsay both fall into this category they can mist commonly be found munchin on hot cheetos and carring stanleys i belive they are restarted

That dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert makes me want to kill myself

by Oscar (mrs Jalberts class) April 30, 2024

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A dumb Numby is a unique and mystical creature which is the direct offspring of inbreeding skin walkers, they are often found with severe psychological problems which disturb the natural evolution of the species, they are often found with narrowed outlooks and understanding of concepts, their mentality is often strictly negative, causing self destructive traits early in it's metamorphic state. The creatures are lacking the metaphysical traits skin walkers utilize causing them to stick to a more mundane/mortal way of changing shape which involves the dumb Numby lubricating it's head with coconut oil and entering an unexpecting host threw the anal cavity then slowly consuming the human host from the inside out turning them into an involuntary ass puppet.

I was sitting around watching Tv then all of a sudden a blue creature with a shiny head ran head first into my ass hole causing it to disappear through the orifice of my ass! Must be a dumb Numby!

by Niccnewman October 29, 2025

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