hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm

While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.

by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023

Spooky Biscuit

Turds left behind when a person sneaks into another person's bed and takes a dump under the blanket

I stayed at a friend's last night and woke to a horrible stench just to find I had rolled over onto spooky biscuits.

by GingerHoller June 6, 2021

Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

by Random Fucker 1212 July 28, 2022

Flea biscuit

A cat or dog that has a flea infestation. Typically, something resembling mange, or a skin disease. They run as fast as a horse to find a mate and reproduce. These animals are very shady

That darn cat is a flea biscuit, running like heck to find another cat to mate with.

by Cr33pshow June 19, 2019

swag biscuit

A moose who in alaska; a small child who is "hip"; your sisters freaky best friend; white girl slang

"Hey swag biscuit, you want some milk?"

by Leggoandicecream September 29, 2013

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

pimp biscuit

Someone who is cut differnt referring to a female that act like a pimp but ain’t really a pimp like that

You a pimp biscuit cuh

by Austin Guinean July 5, 2022