My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch

Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.

by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020

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Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

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dad

someone who left me when i was 2

dad if ur seeing this, come back pls. i ran out of titty milk

by zendeiie April 29, 2021

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Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

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For some people could be a person who walks away to buy milk. But for the others dad means a person who loves and cares but doesn't really show it that much. They are the person who you can feel the safest with, they are the ones that work hard for your education, so that they can buy food for you and your healthy.

They could be amaizing...

Or just a piece of crap who went to buy milk 16 years ago, and came back now to apologise...

X: Where are you going dad?
Dad: To get milk son/daughter I'll be back soon...

Ooorrrrrrrrrrrr

X: Hey dad where are you going?

Dad: To get ice cream, wanna come with me and get some for your mom to?
X: Yeah, of dad.

by €/\/\@_3~¿0 April 6, 2022

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