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Sissy Waffle

I don’t know some British cuss word or something”-Nick Corpus 2021
Man that guys such a sissy waffle dude!
by Noé January 3, 2021
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The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024
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Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram
That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!
by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018
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Waffle

When a female breaks wind on a gentleman's penis when it is between the cheeks of her buttocks.
We were having a cuddle in bed when she waffled on my manhood.
by Teapot Charlie May 13, 2018
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TWAT WAFFLE

Someone who is a terrible person and shouldn't be allowed to deal with the general public
Man Dee is being a complete twat waffle today, I can't believe her attitude.
by MJomes November 24, 2022
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Belgian Cunt Waffle

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!
by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022
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Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.
"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"
by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025
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