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counter-cock

v. The further action of a cock block, it is the action of cock blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. It can also be expanded through the addition of further 'counter's or 'anti's.

n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.
1. I was chilling with this phat biatch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk-ass bastard walked in and started to fuck her right in front of me! I just couldn't believe how fast I got counter-cocked.

1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.

2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.
by Yatz January 31, 2005
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A Cock Of Seagulls

A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.
"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
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cock bait

adj. a person who attracts men
Chung: stacy is such a cock bait.
by cy, sy April 3, 2005
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Cock Bulge

When a man wears pants ill-suited for the gargantuan package bestowed upon him by whatever God he believes in.
Chuck Norris leaned over and whispered into Dean's ear, "Check out Erik's monster cock bulge".
by Erik Schardin January 3, 2008
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bus cock

term which refers to an erection occaisioned while sitting on a bus and being aroused by vibrations from its heavy deisel engine.
by Pollie October 29, 2007
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Cock Canyon

A chick with a cock canyon is a chick that has had a lot of sex with persons or herself leading her vagina to be a canyon for cocks.
James:Yo Ron. Guess what...Ana...Oh my god! Her cock canyon is so freakin loose! She was so wet too! It was like my dick had a swimming pool!
Rondel:Really? Damn. I think I'm gonna take a swim at Ana's if you know what I mean...
by James izzle July 13, 2005
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cock fingering

Sticking a finger in the male urethra for sexual gratification.
I saw this video online of some chick cock fingering this guy. Ouch!
by ethersync February 11, 2007
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