poking turtle
poking turtle by Sometimes. February 17, 2017
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thirsty turtle
(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.
I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.
thirsty turtle by firecracker4u July 16, 2017
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Ninja Turtle
Ninja Turtle by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017
dick turtle
When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
dick turtle by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017
Relationship Turtle
a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.
Relationship Turtle by Daddystalin August 4, 2017
atomic turtle
Atomic Turtle is a league of legends player known for Yasuo, he plays on the server eune and has been recognized for being one of the best Yasuo's in his elo.
atomic turtle by ThatOneCommunistGuy October 22, 2017
Acoustic turtle
Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
Acoustic turtle by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017