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dick softener

You turn people off bc your sad as fuck
Omg she's such a dick softener

"Fuck you dick "
by Dick softener June 5, 2018
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Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.
We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.
by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018
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Heartspark/Soft

The most amazing person a boy could hope for. Beautiful, smart, funny and sexy. Has an amazing ass, and it tastes pretty good as well. Love of your life.
She's such a heartspark/soft
by Verts November 21, 2018
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The Soft Shift

(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.
The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."
by Salty_LEO_1984 July 25, 2019
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E-softboi

An E-softboi is pretty much the softboi and th E-boy combined, the aesthetic of the softboi without the fuccboi personality
Girl A: wow, did you just see that E-softboi he is so perfect

Girl B: he is perfect!
by Softboi November 17, 2019
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Killing Softly

Talking about people behind their back, or getting in their business with the intent of hurting them
People killing softly whenever you come up
by LeroyJenkems November 9, 2019
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medium soft

When a man's penis is not fully hard, but also not fully soft, but can pass off as a decent size because its halfway hard
When Male actors show their penis in movies they make sure they get a nice medium soft so that it doesn't look small
by IrritatedData February 18, 2020
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