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Shartastic

The feeling of ecstasy after one releases a shart.
After 6 bean burritos for breakfast, 10 minutes, and one giant release, the feeling could only be described as shartastic.
by Joshsanity May 24, 2012
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shart

noun: a fart that when it begins coming out, is apparently sneaking a friend out with it. Most of the time it is detected and stopped, but not always.
I was excercising and had to fart, I sharted and had to leave the gym.
by Extremejutsu June 5, 2013
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Scartle

It's whatever you believe in your heart as your nose deep is someone's ass.
I'll scartle your asshole with a bum lance.
by Arpn March 27, 2020
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sarted

fart when your sad ;(
oh now he sarted :(
by ayochingconhwallabinbong February 24, 2022
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E-Shart

To release exclusive music to the internet and blogging community before anyone else has even heard of the track existing
Damn LowKey e-sharted on everyone with that Jay-Z track last week.

I need a WetWipe.
by King Jafee February 29, 2008
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Brain Shart

When a lack of consideration up front results in a serious mess in the back end.
"We were going to deploy to Production at 4 o'clock, but the developers had a massive Brain Shart and the clean up is going to take hours."
by Rainbow Mamba July 12, 2017
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jacob sartorius

-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.

- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason

- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"

Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
by theberniking June 27, 2016
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