Ham Sandwich

two pieces of bread with one or two slices of ham inbetween,
occasionally with a dollop of butter or margerine

hmm.... i'm hungry what shall i have for lunch?
oh! i know i'll have a ham sandwich!

Ham Sandwich by Angeli B. September 21, 2005

Chocolate Sandwich

The act of a white man dancing very closely between two black men in a club.

What happened at the club ther other night?
Not much. Firann, had a chocolate sandwich.

Chocolate Sandwich by LaneG August 20, 2009

nut sandwich 

when a large black man throws down a vicious dunk over a small white man standing helplessly in front of the basket.

After Josh Smith served Steve Nash yet another nut sandwich, Nash was forced to have a pair of balls surgically grafted to his face.

nut sandwich by obey my dog February 4, 2009

Moist Sandwich 

The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.

Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?

Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....

Jeff:....ouch....

Moist Sandwich by U.R.Mom April 20, 2011

Ham Sandwich

The act of wanking between someones bumcheeks.

My bird gave me a ham sandwich last nite, but I also managed a sneaky pete

Ham Sandwich by pyrator April 25, 2003

shit sandwich 

what your breath smells like

damn your breath smells like you ate a shit sandwich

shit sandwich by nigga lipz March 12, 2010

Coconut Sandwich 

The worst of all dilemmas; a predicament known only to the few brave soldiers who died gruesomely in a fierce battle with the infamous Princess Sarah

"Daddy, Daddy, whose grave stone is this?" Said Michal.
"We don't speak of such things," said Jeremy. "However unfortunate the plight of Sir Buck, we must not dwell on the laurels of the Coconut Sandwich!"

Coconut Sandwich by Matthew McD January 11, 2009