Red eye

When you take a big shit and your butthole hurts and is all red

"Last night after eating mexican food i took the nastiest shit and my butthole became a Red eye."

by Mdawgy June 16, 2008

red baron

Liquid DXM, aka robotussin.

I have myself a date with the Red Baron tonight.

by Mike February 6, 2006

red devil

When a guy plays with a girls pussy and fingers her too much and too hard until the outskirts of her lips turn bright red and her clit is bleeding

i accidently gave my girlfriend a red devil last night

by theGIRL#7 July 21, 2009

red roses

A badass fucking song by Lil Skies.

Guy 1: Yo man, have you heard Red Roses by lil Skies? Guy 2: Yeah man, that shit is fucking litty titty dude!

by NegaOmega January 4, 2019

red hat

new, inexperienced coal miner

that's a brand new red hat starting today

by hump August 6, 2012

Red county

A county or parish that voted 75% for Bush. These intellectual havens produce the best and brightest students in America. Red county school systems slaughter all blue states and blue counties in education. Many of these counties have a lower murder rate that is lower than Canada's.

Liberals cannot and will not find one blue state or blue county that can match a 75% red county in education. Students in counties such as Montgomery or Saint Tammany Parish outperform students from Berkeley, Cambridge, and New Haven. I'm sorry if the facts offend liberals.

by Mo Bush March 8, 2007

big red

a thirty-five year old red-headed lesbian that weighs in at a whopping 580 pounds. She also acts like she knows everything and has over 28 diseases.

You are a fat fucking big red, you silly twat!!!

by $teel May 27, 2009