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Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!
by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021
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send memes pirate crew

The absolute worst pirate crew to exist. Lead by the leader, HoggyThePig(No one knew his name). Rumors still go around saying this crew still terrorizes children.
A: Have you heard of the send memes pirate crew?
B: OMG They were so stupid! Except for MrMoled.
by Ace from Space November 5, 2020
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Priority Pirate

Someone who uses ‘sup’ excessively, has a habit of stealing swimwear models off their yacht and is outstandingly talented at eating pussy
Lenny is my man. He’s the priority pirate of my life. Suuuppp
by prioritypirate August 16, 2022
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Dirty Pirate Jesus

When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"
by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024
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Angry pirate

when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .
Bruce favorite way to get back at his wife is to angry pirate her.
by Railrdr October 29, 2020
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Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes
There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services
by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024
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Pic-Pirate

Hey! You didn’t take that photo of Brad Pitt, I did! You pic-pirate!

It’s not my original photo; I pic-pirated it!
by fantazmyk October 31, 2018
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