Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy
Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.
by Anonymous5073 February 15, 2016
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Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.
“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*
by caznamorac June 25, 2022
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Expand dah bands

A common phrase meaning to invest funds to yield a greater return.
Friend: Bro, I just spent $50 on chocolate bars, bout to sell them and make like $100 on them.
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!
by Pastazone June 03, 2020
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Was-band

An ex husband that you’re now dating again. He was your husband now he’s your boyfriend.
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first and third person singular past of be.
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a married man considered in relation to his spouse.
"she and her husband are both retired"

Was-band:
Ex Husband boyfriend being the same person.

My was-band is making us a dinner reservation for tomorrow night at the local diner.
by Monkeytrouble77 February 15, 2023
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Rubber-banding

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.
Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.
by Zenothys February 16, 2022
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Rubber-banding

Thomas - “I have an inclosed porch
Samya - “Stop rubber-banding bro”
by justsomestudent February 03, 2021
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