funky noodle 

when something is soooo crazy and unbelievable that is is simply just funky noodle!!

jessica: i literally just exploded from drinking two whole bottles of milk!!

you: woah man that is funky noodle!!

funky noodle by liurrrr November 28, 2023

Cooked noodle 

High on heavy drugs.

Look at her, she's a cooked noodle.

Cooked noodle by ravenlotusveela December 7, 2023

Pool noodle 

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!

Pool noodle by Bowslosski December 15, 2023

Pool noodle 

A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool

Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!

Pool noodle by Bowslosski December 27, 2023

nazi noodles 

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner

Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed

nazi noodles by Fornicater January 7, 2024

Donkey Noodle 

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

Donkey Noodle by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024

Juan noodle 

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.

Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.

Juan noodle by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024