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Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.
Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”
by McNutz March 8, 2021
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Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.
My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.
by mommysmilk April 17, 2021
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Alabama Hello

When a girl in Alabama sees a guy she finds attractive, wants to fuck but.. hasn't met yet. She walks up to him says "Haayyyyy" spits her Copenhagen out, grabs his dick and sticks her tongue down his throat.
That Auburn cheerleader gave me a very warm Alabama Hello.
by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023
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alabama cougar fetish

My best friends aunt is so hot he has an Alabama cougar fetish
by CrotchDocter87 March 8, 2018
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Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off

The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.
We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.
by Salamski September 13, 2024
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Alabama

The definition of Alabama is SERGIO ALEXANDER DE LEON
by COUSIN OF THIS PERSON December 7, 2019
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alabama centipede

The act of having sex with multiple partners who reside in the same household. Often, the victims of an alabama centipede are family members who get laid individually by an outsider. This can happen slowly over the course of a few weeks or as little as a few minutes apart.
She totally Alabama centipede the house down the street. Those poor brothers have no idea how close they are now.
by T3hp3trock October 13, 2016
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