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jew saver

kyle chitty saver of the jews number 74 dressed up as hitler and killed everyone from the inside
i did a kyle chitty last night jew saver
by jew savour May 13, 2021
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Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.
As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.
by Sew Jew January 11, 2024
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Bang a Jew

To Make a QUICK u-turn while driving.
Slow down...you missed the turn. Bang a Jew 50 points
by raised in Staten Island March 14, 2021
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The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022
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hey jew

a massive hit by paul mccartstein and the bagels in the 60s
hey murray , you hear that new song by the bagles hey jew? oy vey what a hook. i cant get it out of my head
by burbman1969 August 29, 2022
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A Jew

A Jew is someone everyone hates FUCK JEWS (I'm not gay I promise please help me I didnt do anything I just want my family back I love Jews please dont hurt my family)
i hate him because he is A Jew
Gay porn is actually amazing i saw one with A Jew in it
by Pleasantsextime March 6, 2023
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jews!!!!!

secretly gnomes!!!!
i hate jews!!!!!!
by gnomehunter39 December 12, 2022
mugGet the jews!!!!!mug.

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