January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020

January 1st

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!

“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”

by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

1 january

the day you should ask say yes to your crush and start going out with them

thomas: will you finally say yes and start going out with me?
lucy: i’m not sure...
thomas: well you have to, it’s 1 january

by anonymous 1038 December 29, 2020

JJJ (Juicy Jug January)

Yes another shitty meme month involving beating your pp to oblivion to tiddies

Hot waifu:"Hey Jason"

Jason: "Yes, my Hot waifu?"

Hot waifu: "It's January 1st, you know what that means"

Jason: "JJJ"

JJJ (Juicy Jug January) is again just another meme month where you hit pp to tiddies.

by anonymous January 1, 2021

JANUARY

the first month of the year, in the northern hemisphere usually considered the second month of winter.

corona is still in JANUARY

2021

by maddie_mouse111 January 1, 2021

january 3

a day that your ex tells you how sorry they are and that they love you

girl: do you know what today is?

guy: January 3?
girl: yeah..

by lizz06 January 3, 2021

January 4th

The Day Kami leaves The Family discord server but only for one day, truly a great day

"Its January 4th, we did it boys, racism is no more"

by Niko Niko Nii January 4, 2021