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Lamar Jackson is a hiesman winner all pro Quarterback in the NFL who dominated the league playing for the Baltimore Ravens drafted in 2018.
Lamar is a 2 time MVP as of 2025 who has the best Passer rating in all of NFL history and the Most rushing yards for a Quarterback (one again in NFL history)
In 2024 Lamar run the football into the end zone at 21.7 MPH making him the fastest Quarterback.
Lamar Jackson is a hiesman winner all pro Quarterback in the NFL who dominated the league playing for the Baltimore Ravens drafted in 2018.
Lamar is a 2 time MVP as of 2025 who has the best Passer rating in all of NFL history and the Most rushing yards for a Quarterback (one again in NFL history)
In 2024 Lamar run the football into the end zone at 21.7 MPH making him the fastest Quarterback.
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