Jesus junk

The best damn kind of junk there is
by Mike Truitt August 02, 2003
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Sleeping Jesus

1. Inexpensive drug popular with youth consisting predominantly of acetaminophen (common pain reliever sold under the trade name Tylenol) and diphenhydramine (common antihistamine and sleep aid sold under the trade name Benadryl), but also containing a small amount (2-7%) of black tar heroin. Also known as cheese.

2. Individual either not paying attention to what they're doing or moving very slowly in performing some action.
1. "Hey man, try a hit of this Sleeping Jesus."

2. "I'd be there already if only sleeping Jesus here would stop driving 5 miles per hour and get going!"
by Consiglieri April 09, 2007
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Jesus Christ

Is the LORD. And He is the only begotten Son of GOD. He died on the cross to forgive us of our sins. And He rose from the dead three days later. And He now sits at the right hand of GOD the Father. And He loves you very very much because you were with Him from the beginning.
Jesus Christ is the LORD...
by chandler_andrew January 13, 2022
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creeping jesus

"that amateur driver in the nissan sentra is such a creeping jesus; she's drivin like 5 miles a hour"
by Big Brown May 07, 2007
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Whack Jesus

To be so angry at the world and your lot in it that you look skyward with a burning desire to take Jesus out with an Uzi.
I lost both my wives to Cancer...I really want to whack Jesus for this.
by MudWhistle January 26, 2004
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In Jesus name

Something christians say to fool themselves into thinking they're accomplishing something by praying.
Typically followed by "amen."
Lord please make everyone else follow our beliefs because they are right and everyone else is wrong. In Jesus name, amen.
by JustRelax August 28, 2010
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jesus piece

meaning: the signature firearm in a gangbanger's collection of firearms. typically, the jesus piece is a high caliber handgun adorned with engraving, encrusted jewels, or other decorations.
i was rollin wit da jesus piece up under da car seat.
by g$ April 20, 2005
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