Hipsterdufus

A fake hipster, who has fallen behind in trends. A Hipsterdufus would be seen still listening to The Strokes in the latter half of 2001.

by The Captain March 12, 2003

Heapster

Someone or something that is extremely different and unique. A more extreme version of a hipster.

Omg did you see David the other day? He was so heapster!

I wish I could be a heapster like Perry the Platypus!

Tina wishes she could be a heapster...

by dkimism December 30, 2011

Hamstering

Verb: When a human or other animal draws liquid from a tube or nozzle type object in the same manner as a common hamster does with its water bottle apporatus in its cage.

He didn't have a cup to drink out of... so when no one was looking... he put his mouth up against the water cooler nozzle and became hamstering his drink.

by danehippie January 3, 2009

Satanic Hamster

Some guy who's nailed Joe Natoman's mom.

I mean, like, uNF uNF.

by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005

Hipster Lumberjack

A lumberjack that has hair that touches his shoulders. The Hipster Lumberjack also wears plaid, owns guns, and votes republican.

We have a Hipster Lumberjack across the street. Get your shotguns!

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

hipster

ACTUALLY, anyone who knows anything about Callum knows that he isn't only in 3 bands. DUH! He also raps under the name Milton Diamondz and has another band called TOUR!

"Callum, you have gold shoes. You put the hip in hipster"

by Rosie O Donnell January 11, 2009

hipstercrite

A hipstercrite is someone who claims they are a hipster; but everyone knows the first rule of being a hipster is to never say you are a hipster. Therefore, these "hipsters" are hypocrites, or hipstercrites.

Angela: "OMG I'm such a hipster!!!"

Tony: hipstercrite.

by caaashey May 26, 2011