F-town

To have sex with someone while they are asleep.

My wife doesn't find me attractive anymore, but she did give me permission to F-town her next time she passed out.

by ladychigglesworth August 24, 2011

f-gut

A football play in which you run the ball straight up the middle, usually with no success at all, although it might work once per game. It is usually run constantly even when it makes absolutely no sense to run it. It gets its name because it either fucks you or it fucks them (usually you).

Quarterback: what play are we running coach?
Coach: F-GUT!
Quarterback: but its 4th and 19
Coach: just run it!

by SuperJohn24 October 30, 2011

F.D.A.

Acronym for "Fucking Die Already," an abbreviation for the more exasperated use of J.F.D.A., which means "Just Fucking Die Already."

Usage can be as an interjection, or an imperative (i.e. a command).

(Imperative)
Jesus H. Christ, would you F.D.A. - you're driving 10 miles under the speed limit, fucktard!

(Interjection)
Oh, F.D.A., this asshole is riding the brake in the fast lane again.

by SackofNuts October 29, 2012

f bomb

when you are out of words to use like bitch and ass, the f bomb is a last resort.

my mom grounded me because i dropped a f bomb

by urbanmster11234 February 8, 2018

F

A way of pay respects on the internet. It originates fro the PC version of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare where one of your friends dies and at the funeral the game gives you a button prompt “press F to pay respects.”

“Hey did you hear that Stan Lee just died, everyone press f to pay respects

by TheQuacken December 23, 2018

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger

*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper”
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

i.t.s.f.w.i.

If the shoe fits, wear it. text acronym.

Person1 = So you think I am stuck up?
Person2 = I.T.S.F.W.I.!

by yourmomslove May 28, 2009