E-Pain

E-Pain: The feeling of being hurt when someone ignores your text or bbm but continues to tweet.

John: What's wrong?
Issie: My friend ignores my texts but I see him tweeting
John: I feel your E-pain

by JasonMraz August 1, 2012

e-flirter

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-ssaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.

HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.

by KillahBee October 17, 2006

e-walks in on

When someone gets an instant message while firing off some knuckle children at the privacy of their home computer.

After an unsuccessful night with the ladies, John Everyman is just about to release some pressure when his buddy e-walks in on him by sending an IM which forces John to type back one handed.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005

e-gret

A message of regret sent by electronic mail. (defined by E Delk)

Betty remembered to send an egret to Sam's secretary concerning the March 15 committee meeting.

by KT Altman January 18, 2004

E-mission

Any operation on the intenet refering to the tracking and saving of hard to find porn.

Gary was having trouble finding specific smut, and an e-mission amongst his friends was called into service.

by friedmouse December 9, 2008

e-versation

From the word conversation. An extended repartee that takes place between two people online. A typed conversation.

"We had a long e-versation on mIRC last night."

by Nicole Ethier August 4, 2005

E-queers

Fellow co-workers that constantly talk only of everquest.

1. Edwin and the Motta boys have no life. They're a bunch of e-queers.
2. Charlie is on wife number 4 all because he's an e-queer.

by Charlie Bear April 28, 2006