dutch bonnet

When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it

Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night

by Stwot July 7, 2017

Dutch

A man who is mean but kind to the ones he love he hates people who hate on him loves roasting someone and is the funniest guy in the world

When Dutch walk by everybody start smiling

by BGDutch October 18, 2020

dutch explosion

When you press your bitch's face against your ass and blast their face with explosive diarrhea.

Hey, gurl I wanna give you a dutch explosion.

by Herbert'sDutchMuffins August 17, 2014

Dutch Fart

When someone takes a hit from a pipe and then from a dab pen through their asshole by like sucking it in and then farts it out

Hey Micheal did you hear how Steve shat himself trying to do a dutch fart

by nboob March 18, 2021

dutch oarman

When a man bends over and another man pushes a broom handle up the ass repeatedly while fingering his own asshole.

He is doing the Dutch oarman

by Haus7 January 4, 2015

dutch mickey

The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.

While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey…

by Buford C Cabhash March 5, 2024

Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."

Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021