apple-picker

An impulsive woman

Lisa was an apple-picker when she kissed my boyfriend without fearing the consequences.

by ckdtennis January 9, 2010

apple-pie-in-the-sky

A term used to describe oneself when one is far too high.

When Jamie fell off her chair and started licking the carpet, it became apparent that she was rather apple-pie-in-the-sky.

"Dude, I was soooo apple-pie-in-the-sky last night! All I wanted to do was eat pineapple and touch peoples' arm hair."

by jadopotato November 4, 2009

half rotten apple

a mashed vaginal region, common to females that love the penis insertion

joe's mrs's has a hairy half rotten apple.
joe licks his peanut porridge out of his mrs's half rotten apple.
man that chicks half rotten apple smells like trout

by Adamtotman September 18, 2008

Apple pie person

A type of person or a group of people that are your average mini yuppie. (Or can be the children of a yuppie.) They live in mansions or big houses, rich or higher class familes, and deeply into their schooling. EX: Being involed with plays, musicals, clubs, etc. They have very high gradepoint averages/G.P.A.s and their 100% NORMAL. Their idea of fun is sitting around talking about stupid shit like talking about what their familes will buy them. Their ultimate rivals are the alternatives. They also like all the lastest things and pretty much HATE anything vintage.

Apple Pie: "OMG! I just saw the new Justin Bieber song on MTV last night! Its AMAZING! AND my parents are letting me go shopping in N.Y.C.!! YAY!

Me: "Mtv is a shit show showing all the stupid crap that artitst write with no meaning at all. Justin I suck ass Bieber especially. Seriously, listen to Metallica, The Beatles, Misifts, or Smashing Pumpkins and THEN come back to talk to me about DECENT music. And it wouldn't hurt to shop at a salvation army warehouse."

Apple pie: o_O "Who?"

Me: *Facepalm* "Oh my god...Damn Apple pie person...."

by FreeToBeMe January 24, 2011

Johny Apple Seed

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

apple dapple dizzle

What you will probably buy if you are at Winn-Dixie and can't afford to buy apple cinnamon cheerios. Actual name is "Apple Dapples" but it is almost mandatory to through a "dizzle" in at the end.

"Hey douche what's for breakfast??"
"How does a bowl of apple dapple dizzles sound?"

by tschweeze February 6, 2008

dutch apple treat

When you bend a girl into the pile-driver position and put one ball in her ass and the other in her vagina. Then pop them both out.

I could finish the dutch apple treat because one of my balls got stuck.

by Chris Steezy September 22, 2007