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Baking Their Own Bread 

A term used to describe a fictional character's death as predictable.

The term is a reference to the 2009 blaxplotation parody film, Black Dynamite, in which a character describes the idyllic future he has planned with his wife, moments before he is killed.

"When we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution, start a family, buy a home in the country, raise our own fruits and vegetables, bake our own bread! Yeah, bake our o-"

The character's description of his dreams for retirement and pastoral living were never mentioned before this point in the story, and were only revealed moments before his death, as a tongue in cheek way of endearing the character to the audience.

The movie's name sake, Black Dynamite, then reinforces this self-aware joke, by momentarily breaking the forth wall to say, "Who saw that coming. Uh- I mean who saw where that came from?"

The term can be used anytime you notice a previously ignored character talking about their wonderful future plans, in what you believe may be an attempt to give their death more gravitas.
"Uh oh, our two favorite characters are talking about running away to a safe island together to live happily ever after once this epic battle is over. I sure hope they live, but it sounds like their baking their own bread to me!"

"How did you know that character was going to get killed off?"

"Oh her? Didn't you see her talking about how all her dreams were coming true, just moments earlier? She was totally baking her own bread for the last ten minutes of this episode!"

OR

(Moments after a character is killed, one might shout)

"HE WAS GONNA BAKE IS OWN BREAD!"
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Spread your bread 

Spread your bread is where you get a slice of bread and put a hole in it. You then put it up to the vagina then penetrate the vagina through the bread hole super hard
Hey babe spread your bread for me

Bubble up the bread 

Bread is slang for money. When bread is being baked, the yeast creates little air pockets—hence “bubble”— which makes the bread expand. In this case, money is expanding/growing.
Now you double up, time to bubble up the bread and huddle up

Choking On Bread 

Having more money than you know what to do with.
Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread
Choking On Bread by selkirksss February 29, 2020

National Jewish Bread Day 

celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.
You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!

filthy slice of rye bread

a term coined by yours truly, refering to a traitor or similar (in reference to a disease you used to be able to get from eating rye bread called ergotism)
(in a game of among us)
Blue: WHY! FINE BROWN IS THE OTHER IMPOSTOR
Brown: You filthy slice of rye bread

To give bread

Translation of the Romanian expression: "A-i da (cuiva) pită"
Signifies the act of owning/dominating someone, usually in a violent engagement.
Rarely used as a first person statement ; it is usually said as a warning by someone's buddy when their friend is about to engage in a confrontation they are likely to lose.
An alterante form is "To get bread"
To give bread example:

John: I'm gonna try to kill the Ender dragon with my stone sword.
David: Don't! He'll give you bread!
John: If you think I'll get bread you're in for a surprise.

*John gets killed
To give bread by carpet salesman November 12, 2020