fiddle biscuits

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

by papayapussy November 1, 2018

the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth

Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair

by Wanker biscuit August 2, 2020

Shart my biscuits

A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.

Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.

by Picklefla4 August 27, 2021

Primal Biscuit

1. A large fecal deposit that looks like it was produced by a dinosaur.

2. Scat made by a dinosaur.

1. „Wow dude, That’s a huge primal biscuit!“

2.“Here is a primal biscuit produced by a T-rex.“

by chicken_terminator June 24, 2022

Brisket Biscuit

A piece of shit between two pieces of white bread (semen and piss toppings optional)

I got Justin zooted last night and fed him a brisket biscuit.

by Anal_Seahorse February 17, 2020