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Bill

an absolute fucking god of a man. has a horsecock that destroys milfs across the nation. the pantys drop before the god of a man bill walks in.
Bro, Bill just walked into the stands and ur moms absolutely soaked bud. Bill didn’t even need to chirp.
by attaB May 16, 2021
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Bill

The act of sharing an unfortunate situation prior to asking for help.
She told me her dad was in the hospital for surgery and that she had no money, and then proceeded to bill me.
by Jazzy555 May 27, 2021
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Bill

When a person has a romantic interest in you, or cares for you, and you make that person give you money and/or gifts in order to prove themselves to you. You have Billed that person. You are engaging in the act of Billing. Sometimes a person that is billing you will tell you of a dilemma or unfortunate situation, and then proceed to ask for a “Favor” or ask for “Help”.

Most people won’t say: “hey, prove to me that you care for me and give me money to solve my problem”. Rather, it is implied when the favor is asked for, and we subconsciously get the message. If you truly like and care for a person, you will feel an urge to comply even though you might know that their story is bogus.
I wouldn’t mind calling my old high school buddy to check on him more often because I truly care. However, I don’t feel like getting billed. I have my own problems!

I think she really likes me a lot. I am going to Bill her!
by Jazzy555 May 27, 2021
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Wonky Bill

When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.
You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.
by Hecjuice August 21, 2024
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Bill Cipher

A one trillion and twelve year old yellow chaos god shaped similarly to a triangle three-sided polygon with three angles and the Eye of Providence, wearing a tophat and shape similar to that of a bow tie, whilst also only sporting one eye, leading to a major lack of depth perception that he doesn't give a damn about. One of Bill's most well known instances is that of a moment in which he sang "We'll Meet Again," while playing a piano with major inaccuracies to the song, with his status as an insane chaos god, it was likely intentional, as he forced the piano to properly play the song.
"For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a universe to call my own. Name's Bill Cipher!"
by NotARealTriangle August 23, 2024
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Bill

The act of abducting another living being after utilizing hallucinogenic or neuro depressants allowing easy apprehension.
I went out to the bar last night and woke up in an alley with my pants missing and a rubber in my ass. I think I got Bill'd.
by Tesla in my anus September 5, 2024
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Bill and Grover

Anything involving 2 people exclusively, like the song 'Just the Two of Us' by Bill Withers and Grover Washington Junior.
"So this job was meant to be Lucy, you and I but now Lucy's not coming"
"Oh so it's bill and grover"
by bus stop slinky September 28, 2024
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