bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.

The mountain jews sold me a water chicken.

by Leixx January 14, 2025

Jew

Someone with a Jewish religion

Daniel has 2 vapes and won’t give Sasha one for the night he is a Jew

by yeh boi 126987 March 4, 2022

Jew bits

Pennies

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change

by zack the hack December 23, 2011

jew energy

when you feel like a hot bad bitch and your walking in your saviors steps (Adam Sandler) on the path to success

wow! you have real jew energy!
your giving jew energy !

by bunville September 14, 2023

Jew tunnel

A tunnel underground leading from one important place to another. Example being the tunnel found in New York leading from a Jewish place of worship to a ritual bath house.

"Hey man, we've been best friends and neighbors for years, would you like to build a jew tunnel between our houses?"

"Like those Jewish guys in New York in 2024?"
"Hell yeah!"

by WILLLYDONT February 15, 2024

White Power Jew

You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You try to brainwash us to think you're great
But you sell your stuff at a ridiculous rate
Your markups are a jewish amount
All you care about's your bank account

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew
White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew!

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023