The Un-virgin Mary

When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.

Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”

by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024

Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.

"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."

by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021

stop being a virgin

eat pussy

aye bro go eat some pussy and stop being a virgin

by hoyyyaaaa September 23, 2022

Virgin

Something that you ate

“Oh Bob Have You Lost Your VIRGINITY yet?”

“No Mom I have not.”

by Realtor Joe December 30, 2020

fag virgin

British for someone who coughs when smoking, thereby giving away that is the first time they have smoked a cigarette

Oh, you're a fag virgin

by Geyserburd November 7, 2023

virgin

lawson

weezer is virgin music

by lawson. June 28, 2022

Virgin

This is a term people use with the intention of calling someone an ultra-loser or an idiotic mess, or in simpler words, Ben Shapiro.

Person> Why won't people just use others' correct pronouns?
Ben Shapiro> According to many scientists, childeren complain the most out of all organisms. Therfore, according to proffesional scientists and phyciatrists worldwide, you are obtaining what one may call 'child behavior'. I do not approve of this immature behavior and wish to proceed happily with my life while being homophobic and transphobic, which causes no negativity or harm to anybody. I'm so smart because I talk like a nerd in seventh grade.
Person> Bruh you're such a virgin.

by skibbidybompmmbadap February 21, 2022