clam faced

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

by Clamer August 4, 2017

face to pillow

When a girl plants her face into the pillow so it's easier to fuck her from behind.

She went face to pillow for me last night

by Extremelylargepenisman August 20, 2017

house to face

To have the house to your self

No parents

We have the ‘house to face’ this weekend so wtm

by taylornicole062 June 16, 2018

Cold face

Facial expression that shows mixture of resentment and disappointment.

Why you give me cold face when I'm half hour late??!

by Rocky888 July 13, 2018

Fagart face

Someone with a chubby , cherubic face that looks as though someone might have passed gas either too close or directly into their applied lips .

That fat chick wouldn’t have been that bad a porkaloader except she was a fagart face too.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

nuts in the face

Crazy. Insane. Difficult to believe.

Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!

Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"

by cowpattybill November 15, 2019

Bluescreen Face

The face somebody makes when their brain has visibly encountered an error and has literally stopped working.

May be caused by fatigue, someone saying something extremely confusing or just by being a dumb bitch.(It's me, im a dumb bitch)

*receives exam*
*sees new question that was in the curriculum but i never studied for*
*beep booooooop sorry your brain has encountered an error*

i was asking his customer if he has an ip4 or ipv6 connection and he just had bluescreen face for a couple of minutes and then said he has wifi

by Ampy2 April 29, 2019