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mystery meat

what they serve at the kebab shop - whoever's seen a three foot high and perfectly round lamb leg? WAKE UP PEOPLE!
after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle sallaams for a serve of mystery meat
by aussie bob March 7, 2005
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Meat Stick

1) A hockey player who can unleash a wicked slap shot.
When it comes to power plays the coach always sends out the meat stick players on the perimeters to score a goal.
by Joachin40 December 2, 2010
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meat hook

To "meat hook" is to lift a person by their genitalia using your bicep. The greater amount of time spent lifted, the more effective the meat hook. The "Serated Meat Hook" is achieved when ones arm is moved from side to side quickly inducing further and greater pain.
Little James pissed me off, so in revenge I Meat Hooked him as punishment. For greater effect I dropped the meat hook action whilst little James was still in the air. Little James preceded to fall on his head-A Meat Hook KO

Other Meat Hook "games" include multiple Meat Hook when one must Meat Hook as many people as possible in a selected time limit. Extra points received for Meat Hooking members of the opposite sex.
by Schaffs July 2, 2006
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meat puppet

the phenomenon of a man being able to move or shake his erect penis around without touching it or moving any other part of his body; can also refer to a man manipulating the urethra hole to make the penis talk.
Man: Hey baby, this meat puppet can't suck itself!
His penis (meat puppet): Yeah, bitch!
by OBPAEH January 10, 2009
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Meat Train

A Meat train is essentially a long line of men (Or anything with a penis) doing the Conga. The twist is that everyone participating in the 'Meat train' is naked and has there penis inserted into the person in front of them. The men will usually have there hands in the air and be singing the meat train song.

Meat Training, is so fun, but it really hurts my bum.

The last time i Meat Train'ed I got a Tuma in my Brain.

There was a Black Person with a mask, who stuck his penis in my arse.
One Man: "I'm Bored"
Other Man: "Lets Meat Train"
by SCAALLLY August 16, 2009
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Meat Spin

A nice video where 2 handsome men spin some meat together.
Hey dude i spent 3 hours last night watching Meat Spin and went through 20000 spins :D.
by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015
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smoking meat

To jerk off ya homie dry while wearing a disposable rubber glove until it burns off a majority of the skin and the result is pink "meat". then you give him a blowjob, so youre "smoking" it.
No homo man, but can you smoke my meat?

Im not gay, but i like smoking meat.
by airchurro September 17, 2017
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