Retard Variety

The term retard variety is used when a bruh momentum occurs in someone's brain. It results in them having a sped mentality for a short amount of time.

I see you are of the Retard Variety!

Why did you grief my server? You are of the Retard Variety!

by Kumotta. March 31, 2020

Dirty varek

After a fun Friday night, you pass out while eating takeout in your bed and wake up with a chicken wing stuck to your ass cheek.

Man, I totally dirty vareked again.

by Ryl33 April 17, 2020

Dirty Vareck

When you put a Viking hat on your partner and fuck them from behind and when they cum you grab the horns and scream “ain’t no shame in this game”!!

Last night I hurt my neck when Leonard Dirty Varecked me.

by Ryl33 April 17, 2020

Seenu Vartamanam

Talk in a condescending or patronizing way or a backhanded compliment.

"Oh, I didn't know that you knew how to switch the TV on!"

"No need for such Seenu Vartamanam"

by Thimban November 6, 2020

alex varzaru

best autist OSU! player in the world

do you know the most famous autist osu! player in the world?
alex varzaru?

by pulacolosala6 November 20, 2020

Serena Varghese

A badass bitch who is gorgeous and stunning and so smart and everyone loves her. She also has a very pleasant smell and is extremely hardworking. Very independent and doesn't need no man to take care of her.

"Oh that girl is so smart and attractive, definitely a Serena Varghese for sure."

by J0eM0mma December 19, 2020

Dominion variable

A complex, multi-national algorithm that requantifies statistics based on the needs of the most nefariously inept.

One legged Timmy didn't have a chance in hell at being the worlds fastest man, until his SJW soccer mom petitioned the equality police. After they applied the Dominion variable, One legged Timmy IS the worlds fastest man!

by TheGman692000 January 7, 2021