Disappointing Salad

When you try to toss her salad but she shits in your mouth.

Bro, lastnight I was tossing Natashas salad and lets just say I got a Disappointing salad instead.

by Dissapointing Salad June 25, 2019

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fruit salad

gay people

my all of my friends are queer/fruity! literally a fruit salad!!

by aleztify May 24, 2022

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a salad consisting of 5 ingredients, i cup marshmallows, i cup shredded coconut, i cup drained mandarin oranges, i cup drained pineapple chunks, and last but not least i cup sour cream.

im not sure when or where it was invented and the person who told me about this salad (my mom) doesn't really know either

person1: okay i know putting sour cream in the 5 cups salad may seem discussing but it actualy goes quite well with the flavor of the salad and is barley noticeable unless you focus really hard and besides when i made it i didnt realize there was sour cream in it even though i made it

person2: you put sour cream WHERE ??????

by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020

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Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

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