max russian

the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis

hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis

by XxtruchbulexX June 18, 2018

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Russian water gun

When a guy poops liquid diarrhea into a woman's vagina, and she squirts it out onto the man

Jordan: Andrew, me and my girl just had some kinky ass sex last night, and i finished her off with a Russian water gun and some mexican pancakes
Andrew: WTF

by thatytdude November 15, 2023

Russian nasal spray

This is a move that can only be accessed by tier 2 and above pipe layers. To unlock this move you must place your penis under her nostril and shoot a cum shot through the loop and out the other nostril.

Brian: "did you hear about that chick I Russian nasal sprayed last night"
Aj: "yeah bro she can't even smell anymore"

by Gunga Ginga February 12, 2023

White Russian

The act of pouring a Russian vodka (i.e. Smirnoff) on your penis and then sticking it up a girls ass during sex.

Kelly came over to drink and Brandon ended up performing a White Russian.

by thesaltysailor December 5, 2016

Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth

“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “

by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016