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Old Nut

is like a young nut but an old nut has bags under his eyes and not because he's tired like a young nut but because he is old and his skin is flabby.
wow look at that old nut, he's all like "what's chat snap?"
by golden corrral February 10, 2019
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Brain Nut

Where your brain expels it's cells IQ Count so your particularly Retarded on a certain amount of time (seconds, minutes, etc)
He is struggling with his work, he has a Brain Nut for today
I had a Brain Nut for a few seconds.
by PlsLaughAtThisName March 12, 2020
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bumping nuts

When two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion.
The two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts.
by Tymanguy July 7, 2014
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Heart Nut

When the nut inside of your heart (it differs), explodes and creates a large ball of semen that spreads in your heart. It is done when someone says something caring/sweet enough for you to feel it in your heart. This also grants a personality change into a more caring person and super strength
Adam: “I really just wanna cuddle and kiss you under the stars.”
Jess: “Awwww baby. You just made my Heart Nut.”
by dragonman88 July 8, 2020
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Nut Bulge

When a man wears tighter-fitting pants and sits down, causing a bulge in the crotch area.
I was wearing tight pants while driving one day, and my wife looked over at me and said, “Nice nut bulge.”
by Pumpkin Eater Dawn February 15, 2019
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Jeepers Nuts

A term that Jack Avery (Why Don't We) used in a stream where he played a scary video game and got terrified. Dude that was so cute and hilarious at the same time like wtf-
A: *makes a jumpscare*
B: Jeepers Nuts! You scared me!
by D.O.T.E February 15, 2021
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Nut Nest

An anatomical location on the human body that denotes their genitalia OR a digital location of a person's personal pornographic collection, usually hidden in a labyrinth of illegitimately named folders upon the desktop or favorited tabs.
1) My finger tips felt the radiating heat from between her legs, most likely originating from her nut nest.
2) My younger sibling was appalled and aroused when he found my nut nest on my laptop.
by ItsKeith July 9, 2017
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