angry drunken skunk

The angry drunken skunk is when you are fisting a drunk females ass and you hit it just right you will feel pressure on your fist and that's when you rip your fist out of her ass like you are starting a lawnmower and immediately once your fist is out shit will shoot every where hense the term drunken skunk

I fist popped that ass causing her to have a angry drunken skunk

by uptheasswiththecompotision April 8, 2016

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angry jerry

When a older age man with a saggy squabble hops on top of his pony amd performs highly. Upon his unmounting of his fair maiden he gives a great big fart that burns his asshole making him red hot with anger.

Your grandfather perfomed an angry jerry last night

by AbcdefgGETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME March 5, 2017

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Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely

We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.

by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017

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Angry Buhdist

Most Buhdist Monks have taken a vow of gentile celibacy and a bow of living a peaceful life. However, They have been known to enjoy anal stimulation using all sorts of different items. Their favorite toy are anal beads. Sometimes a bead breaks off and gets stuck in their ass. This makes them angry. Hence the brake Angry Buhdist

Hey Chase, why you in such a bad mood? Your walking around like an Angry Buhdist with a bead stuck up your ass!

by anonymous October 17, 2020

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angry kati

the girl i love with all my heart. She has a mean streak and shes impatient, but she makes up for it tenfold

kfb Man i love my Angry kati

by shaun blaine June 17, 2008

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Angry Pirate Syndrome

Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.

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Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants

by Kano4545 November 18, 2023

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