Twat Rocket

The act of smashing a female so hard they squirt so hard you fall of the bed.

I fucked salina so hard, she squirted so hard like 4 twat rockets.

by LilDongle January 5, 2019

twat snaggle

When your fucking hardcore and try and move positions but get stuck up inside the pussy! Like your short shave pubes act like velcro and your just stuck!

Dude totes busted out the moves, and after taking tea with the parson we got all twat snaggled!

by Fishtangle January 9, 2019

Karaoke Twat

Someone, or a group of twats, who prance around with a microphone seemingly caring more about getting videoed by another twat on a cell phone rather than caring about the song itself which, more often than not, sounds like shit.

Wow, look at that karaoke twat thinking he/she/they think they actually sound good and smiling for the camera. lol.

by SLiderHeadd June 12, 2018

Twat Chip

A smaller, more dry version of a twat waffle.

She is like a bag of twat chips, but with more air than twat chips.

by Vaixl June 24, 2018

Twat Swat

The female version of a cock block.

Jen twat swated me again by flaunting her tits in front of the guy I was talking to.

by Jarrell mafiosos June 30, 2018

Twat Water

H2O that has combined with the juices of a wet twat.

We got in the bath (she was wet) and immediately I was hit with the scent of twat water. I almost drank some.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 16, 2018

Taunt twat

A person who posts on social media with the intention to cause readers to react with upset or anger

That political thread was started by a Taunt twat

by TheAntiTrollkin July 30, 2018