twat tensil

When a lady syarts to get grey pubic hairs.

Dana was trimming her shrubbery and found some twat tensil.

by diana black April 20, 2018

Twat Swat

When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.

Once I gave her a few Twat Swats, she was hornier than a peacock.

by AmericanBadass January 23, 2013

Twat yacht

A giant vagina

Josh thinks Monique is a twat yacht for being honest.

by moneekēwa September 14, 2022

snatch twat

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"

by GDub20 May 14, 2007

Twat

Someone who adds a definition to Urban Dictionary for the primary reason of thinking the meaning they are assigning to a word is legitimate on a carbon usage basis.

"Oh yeah, my buddy gremlin is a proper TWAT!" said Aquarius
"Shut up you oxymoron TWAT" said Antisepsis

*a carbon echochamber appeared"

by noturdad020 February 27, 2022

Twat swat

A female interrupting another female from getting dick

Yall men can cock block us females can twat swat

by Dwizzlle August 7, 2023

twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)

Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!

by Jameson Ashlee August 31, 2013