Dirty Linebacker

A public washroom stall who's door does not shut. While taking a dump, you must hold the door closed with one hand while squatting in order to take the dump. This resembles the position of an NFL linebacker before the snap.

UGH! I hate using dirty linebackers!

by OSXmt12 December 17, 2008

blowin' dirty

when an individual would not pass a breathalizer test.

"Hammer got pulled over last night, he was blowin' dirty."

"I feel like shit this morning, I'm still blowin' dirty."

by Jooselite September 7, 2012

Dirty Conan

when a sexual partner suddenly shoves a unlubercated corn cob up your ass.

It was fun with her until she did a dirty conan to me.

by 👋 hello June 29, 2020

Dirty Cam

The act of shitting in a plastic bag at work and taking it home and rubbing it all over your spouse as foreplay

Oh my gosh my husband drove all day and still had time to give me a dirty cam when he got home

by Damnman August 10, 2022

Dirty shaba

The act of Ejaculating on your thumb and shoving it up he/she ass while asleep.

Brad fell asleep early im going to give him a dirty shaba

by Dragoncox9000 December 21, 2020

dirty maye

When a girl falls in love with emotionally manipulative Hispanic soccer players and complains about them on her private story each night

Dude, you’re doing a Dirty Maye again, maybe try to delete Snapchat and be single for a while.

by Oliver the towel April 15, 2020

Dirty Paco

When a dog dry humps you

Eric was given a dirty paco as he stood against the wall

by P+E=<3 April 3, 2015