shootyandtheblowmiss

A nickname given to a power couple who engage in sinful and mostly illegal activities including but not exclusive to shooting meth and heroin, sucking and fucking all night, rapping, reading, writing and riding.

Those two rocked that shit tonight they are much more shootyandtheblowmisstheblowfish than I thought.

by shootyandtheblowmiss June 2, 2016

short bus

Dummy. A phrase made popular by the demon-slaying love child of Beatrix Kiddo and Taylor Swift. Later made popular by Ruby from Supernatural.

'' It's called being a normal teenager, short bus. Boys are a part of it.'' -The Demon-Slaying Love Child of Taylor Swift and Beatrix Kiddo

by BabydollDame22 December 24, 2016

Short man syndrome

When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.

Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"

by Katkattt January 25, 2017

Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....

by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

ShortCunt

When you’re being a bit of a cock, and messing up your words.

There are no Shortcunts to victory.

by ContCrusader June 6, 2017

Short and Fat

Short and fat

He is short and fat

by numacunosti June 14, 2017

short gold

Some one who's short and has gold on him everyday

I'm short gold

by Short gold June 21, 2017