poopy pants mcspanksalot

someone that poops unexpectedly and at the most inconvenient of times; a party pooper; someone who is grumpy.

i just pooped myself and now i hate everything.
wow, you are quite the poopy pants mcspanksalot. wouldn't ya say?

by Poopy-Pants McSpanksalot July 7, 2010

Pants below the waist

A popular fashion statement in thugs, skater punks and ,in general, people who can not afford belts.

What most of these stylisticly challanged people do not know is that pants below the waist means something entirly different in prison.
If you wear pants below the waist in state pen, its an invatation.

pants below the waist

Still not getting my meaning?
try pulling your pants down, bending over and running through a corn field....backwards.

by ticktickconboom April 9, 2009

jizz in my pants

Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.

Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.

Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.

by Kaboose777 December 19, 2008

Squeeing in my pants

You are so excited that you are squealing and peeing in your pants.

I was so excited meeting RPattz that I was squeeing in my pants.

by Suzie55 December 3, 2010

Nigger In My Pants

When you poo poo ka ka yo self and dat dun look like black man!

"aww shit donnie, i think theres a nigger in my pants."
"well you better drop that nigger in a toilet before it stinks up the whole room, Phil!"

by CumGuzzlerOwO May 2, 2019

Mr. Stalker Pants

A person who stalks a person and finds out almost everything about them. I.E. - Their new job, where they live, their phone number, etc. But, still like them, so instead of calling them just a "STALKER!!!!", it is more of a joke, so it's "Mr. Stalker Pants"

Teacher: Wow Mr. Stalker Pants, your stalking abilities sease to amaze me.
Student: I know, I know.

by Paul A. November 15, 2006

Black Jiggle Pants

Tight black stretchy pants usually worn with no underwear that emphasize the buttocks by tightly hugging it yet still allowing it to jiggle when walking. When worn by the wrong individual the results can be devastating. Also known as yoga pants.

Look at Robyn's butt in those black jiggle pants, it makes me want to giggle and dance.

by Geeski November 16, 2009