Noah

Hello I am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

Noah is a bitch

by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020

Noah

From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.

Wanna go whale watching? Noah stayn right here.

by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019

Noah

Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart

Why are you such a Noah

by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019

Noah

Naoh

Noah

by Mr.coochieman February 22, 2023

noah lynch

fat basterd

big red is noah lynch

by BallSackDan May 7, 2023

Noah

Noah is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. He’s kind, soft hearted and adorable. He may be shy at times but when you get to know him, he takes your breath away. He protects the ones he loves and always makes time for those who need him. His love for Christ is his most attractive quality. His beard is pretty nice too. He loves making others laugh especially when they are having a bad day. He listens intently, and remembers everything you tell him. He makes your heart warm and you can’t help but feel safe and protected when you’re around him. He’s Noah and that’s all you’ll ever need in a man.

Person1: “Have you ever met one of them?”

Person2: “Yeah, I Noah guy.....”

by KyrinLynn April 9, 2020

noah tanner

Famously known for being memed the most out of any ordinary citizen, Noah Tanner is the Americas true epicenter for memes. He is also greatly known for his legendary klan that he founded, the M.B.O.F. Noah often is gets quite salty when people bring this up which makes him even more of a target to be memed.

Ah shit I am turning into Noah Tanner.

by Clevelander2016 June 17, 2018