Noah

Noah is better than Max and has a bigger dick than max too.

Noah thinks Kevin sucks.

by The_Factual_Guy October 11, 2021

Noah

World’s largest cock. Like my god. Noah has the biggest penis on the planet. If any woman gets blessed with him (rayne) she will be living lavish for the rest of her life.

“Dude you know Noah?”
“Yeah?”
“He has such a massive cock”
“Dude I bet, he’s literally Noah”

by Idk Haylee calls me dumb tho September 12, 2025

Noah

A QUAKER BITCH that is rich asf

Person: That dude is eating some oatmeal fr
Other person: He’s definitely a Noah he’s quaker asf and he drove his Lambo here

by idekwhyidothis August 24, 2023

Noah

Noah is an incredible person. He is everyone’s best friend and probably one of the smartest people you will ever meet. He makes everyone smile and laugh. He also hates jokes about Noah’s ark. When Noah truly loves someone his love runs deeper than anyone else's, he would do anything for that special person. Noah can cheer you up no matter what the problem is, he will stand up for you and protect you through tough times. He is also a talented musician and girls love it when he plays his guitar for them. Noah is the best person you will ever meet.

Noah is over there.

by GamerLizard2193 November 23, 2021

Noah

mfs named Noah be trippin balls.
they be doing all drugs at the same time.
they're also cool af

1: yoooooooooo, wsg Noah
2: i'm high as fuuuuuck

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Noah

Absolute degenerate that most likely has an addiction to FNaF, Genshin Impact and League of Legends, or a 6 foot 8 unit who lives at the gym.

1: Did you hear what Noah did?
2: Did he stay up all night writing an essay on why Genshin fans shouldn't be criticised?

by Bruhthebruh March 30, 2022

Noah Mason

the adoption of an alter ego in order to create a false account on an online platform to send out spam emails in search of new friends. Often mistaken with a hacker account.

no one:
me: Aw man, nobody wants to join me to the club! Gotta pull a Noah Mason to find some friends!

by quehoraest July 23, 2019