Jake

jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best

omg jake is making that girl blush

by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019

Jake maki

The most sexist and Amazingly funny down to earth Freestyling MC, that can always make someone smile; One who makes the best out of every situation, even if that means having to be too Gangster for everyone. The type of Man every woman wants, but can't have.

Fuck a happily ever after fairy tale love story, lets be 100% because all I need is a Jake maki in my life!!

by Karma maki March 9, 2019

Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day

Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson

by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019

Jake

A non existent hairline and waste of space

That piece of sh¥t Jake tried to find his hairline but couldn’t

by Fich much March 13, 2019

Jake and Josh

What my ELA teacher calls drake and Josh while trying to be “cool”

Have you seen jake and Josh lately

by CHEERIO YEET March 13, 2019

Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.

While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"

by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018

Jake

Some gay firefighter or something

“I really wanna put my peepeee in Jake.”

by Sloppiboi December 16, 2018