Gloober

A fat dab.

That gloober got me faced.

by GANGeskahn November 21, 2020

Glode

Another word for the past tense of the verb glide because i dislike glided

I glode down the mountain

by Greenqueen February 10, 2021

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

Cuban slang origin

See also "Zooted"

Im friggin glonky dude

by MrWorldwide305 April 27, 2023

imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.

What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

Woman Glove

A girl's vagoo.

"Her woman glove is tight!"

by DRAC250 May 25, 2009

white gloves

Someone who shows up to a gig and takes all the credit without doing the dirty work (hence their white gloves).

Dan: Where's Ollie? Isn't he doing the get-out?
Fraser: No, he only does the gigs. He's got white gloves. The lazy fucker.

by techiespecial November 30, 2013

Kenny Glover

He is the smartest and sexiest man on earth. He has an (EXTRAORDINARILY LARGE PENIS) (KEEP YOUR DISTANCE) HE WILL FLIRT WITH ANY AND ALL WAMAN. and men and has three children that he has married twice. He is the biggest FUCK off ever.

Ohh my GOD here cums the KENNY GLOVER!!! THE PENIS IS GIANTUS

by The eat me nut December 10, 2018