Dutch tp

It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.

*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"

by A swimmer April 11, 2015

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Dutch Glass Blower

Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.

The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.

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Fancy Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven while wearing a tuxedo.

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.

by Savagemeathog April 13, 2022

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Dutch Chimney

The act of wearing a hoodie (zip or pull over) while sitting on the toilet and taking a shit, so that the gases rise into, and steep in side the hoodie, then releasing the smell into the person

Man, I was taking a huge shit and I accidentally gave my self a Dutch Chimney!

by Miniguy129 January 22, 2016

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Von dutch

Von Dutch is the beautiful song by written and produced by charli xcx, it comes with two different remixes one starring Addison Rae.

Stanley: hey how’s your day going?

Richard: eh it’s alright

Gay twink: Von Dutch cult classic but I still pop, pop the lv cases watch me do a little globe trot

by Lv cases April 29, 2024

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