chodeophobia

A chode

chodeophobia - a fear of phat shlongs

by hahahah2828 November 17, 2021

Chode

A dick that is wider than it is long.

Person: Why is his dick so fat??
Other Person: I bet he has a chode.

by Sxunken November 20, 2021

Chode pleaser

Someone that claims to be more sub serviant than everyone else.

Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Chodemode

Myles Joyce has a chode. He is a chodemode.

Look over there it is chodemode! (Myles Joyce)

by Sean Joyce December 3, 2021

Chode

Someone who is short in stature and overweight; could also apply to ones penis

Eric is such a chode ! He’s short and fat

Eric has a chode. His penis is very girthy and short.

by Sophie sharp December 3, 2021

chode bitch

refers any person 5'2" (≈157 cm) or under who is annoying as fuck and usually uses their height as a personality trait which is mad embarrassing bc they're short

yo this chode bitch finna get us carded at the club

by tranquillacontequila December 6, 2021

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.

jessica: oh show me that ten incher daddy
Antwon: ok here you go
jessica: OMG thats a chode, i thought u meant 10inches long not 10 inches wide

by #CPF #CHARLIE=SIMP FOR PEYTON December 14, 2021