bathroom class

when kids new to middle school add class to everything

Person 1: Oh mah god i am getting late for locker class
Person 2: I'm getting late for BATHROOM CLASS

by PAPER MACHE December 11, 2019

First class drinking sesh

A period of hardcore drinking following achieving a first class degree

Oi Jimmy, fancy a first class drinking sesh tonight?

by Ladbible51 December 22, 2019

World class vagina

A vagina that's been doing so good. Completely natural and harnessed by perfection that has been reached by fine vaginal pH. For levels below, see: beginner, amateur, semi-pro and professional vaginas.

GF: "My vagina has been doing so well recently. I mean look at it - back to world class!"

Me: "How do you maintain these world class vagina levels?"

GF: "I swear only diet. Nothing else taken."

by coltnavy January 28, 2020

dirty chess

Jizzing inside of a boxing glove so that when someone puts their hand in it they have a handful of cum on their hands

Muhammad Ali retired after someone pulled a dirty chess on him.

by VeryPhonyTony April 15, 2020

Protester Class

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.

Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."

by Powr Botm 217 September 13, 2020

Middle Class Haircut

This is a term used as an insult to somebody who is completely basic rich person. Not limited to only rich people any conformist person can be a middle-class haircut.

A real middle class haircut just walked into with his boys acting like he owns the place.

by Brick and Mortar September 16, 2020

Upper-class twit

A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.

The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.

They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.

by anonymous November 13, 2020