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Double Bagger

Refers to a woman, whose mustache is so thick, you have to put two bags over her head to keep her whiskers from poking through.
I was at the doctor the other day, and both the doctor and her nurse were double baggers.
by Twistedtrishster & Kristine December 30, 2010
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Badger

Badger: (verb)When a birdy goes out-of-bounds to the left in badminton, usually inside the fence.
H: Ack! Out-of-bounds.
J: Yeah, you really badgered it there.
by Myself5 April 13, 2008
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banger

no idea what the background is
a 'banger' is..
something that was crap. OR
somebody that is a dickhead and/or does something stupid
that party was a banger....
you're such a banger neil...
by Charlotte January 6, 2005
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badger

dude you badgerd me so deep i need a shit
by badger boy 5-0 June 14, 2007
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Badgers

A black and white creature seen in the book/film the wind in the willows based on a real life creature
badgers are often seen in woodland parts of england. I used to have a badger in the woods behind the cottage i lived in, we used to see it while plucking black berries to make jam, mmm jam, badgers badgers badgers
by disturbedDRAGON January 26, 2004
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badger god

The one true lord of all existence.
His story is that follows. There was once a badger who was roaming around Iceland. (As everyone knows Iceland is the home of all badgers.) This badger was walking around doing things when a beam of light shot down from the heavens and granted this badger inhuman powers capable of creating world peace, stopping climate change and curing all diseases. But, he was a badger so none of this happened.

One day when the badger was in the sky doing badger things, he felt lonely. Then he declared: "I will father a son of a human woman, because I am bored." He then proceeded to subdue the most beautiful woman in Iceland with His manly good looks and because he was a badger. (Insert dirty fanfiction about sonic.) The woman then gave birth to the most beautiful badger in the world. Badger Jesus (That was the son of the Badger Gods name.) then declared: "The bridge that was once magnificent between humans and badgers has been burned. Let me be that bridge for the good of humanity." and when he spoke his word instantly became true and transformed in to a bridge full of organs and tissue. "The bridge is good." Said God Badger.

And that is the meaning of life.
Person A- Do you know about Badger God?

Person B- Yeah, he's pretty damn sexy.

Person A- ...
by WOW thats a good name September 7, 2017
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Crack Badger

Someone who once they realise there is Crack nearby, can't wait to get thier teeth into it.
"Did you see Amy Winehouse's face when Pete started rocking up?"

"Yeah, she's a right Crack Badger"
by Morfiend April 9, 2009
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