Boss

The narcissist asswipe you must put up with to put food on your table so your wife doesn't leave you. Demands the world from their employees, yet they put in minimal to no actual work in their own positions. Can be found grazing on fast food in their office like beasts in the wild when they're not yelling at some poor 20 something kid for being a mere minute late.

Greg Heffley: "Maybe if I kiss up enough, my boss who hates me will make me a boss!"

by A Human Male May 26, 2025

Boss baby

A Person who is very ticklely person and is a gun at cricket and is a beta.

You are such a boss baby meta

by luzza_lad23 June 9, 2025

BOSO

"Buy One, Split One" Buying one of something, the cost of the second one is split, 50/50. Meant to be a more clear version and replace the confusing conditional BOGO?? for example the BOGOHO "Buy One, Get One Half Off"

Pork Tenderloins are on BOSO. At $6 per, that's only $9 for two. I can grab both for a tenner!

by AlabamiansCanBeSmart2 June 14, 2025

Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime. That’s why I ___on company time.

Where were you the last half hour?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time”

“Boss makes a dolla, I make a dime. That’s why I crank the hog on company time”

by TomMore1535 June 30, 2025

BOFSOM

Buy/Buying/Bought On Friday Sell On Monday

Did you see the penny stock trending on Reddit last week? Yes, I BOFSOM.

by PatientPsy October 26, 2025

Boss Call

The Boss Call is when your free trial with fine shit is over and your boy hits your line to inform you that yo hoe goin.

Hudson just hit me with the boss call... its so over.

by bwank November 2, 2025

BonSoc

A member of a bonfire society — a group of self-proclaimed “pyro enthusiasts” who treat safety regulations as optional and health & safety officers as natural enemies. BonSocs are notorious for their reckless use of fireworks, explosive devices, and other pyrotechnic “toys” in places no sane person would consider safe — like crowded streets, pubs, and occasionally, their own back gardens.

Typical Behaviour:
• Launching fireworks in random directions while shouting, “It’s tradition!”
• Turning peaceful local events into scenes from Mad Max.
• Wearing ridiculous striped jumpers, neckerchiefs, and creepy face masks — allegedly to “honour history,” but really to avoid being identified by the fire brigade.
• Possessing the unique ability to transform a harmless sparkler display into a full-scale emergency incident.

“Mate, don’t go near that field tonight — it’s full of BonSocs testing their ‘homemade fireworks.“

“Oh no, it’s the BonSoc lot”

“BonSoc Baby”

by LeavingMeNow November 11, 2025