single ply asshole 

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.

Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours

single ply asshole by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018

trapped centipede in my asshole

When a centipede is trapped travels up your asshole only to eat away at your body inside out.

Evil bitch trapped centipede in my asshole until I died.

trapped centipede in my asshole by Captain Lorily February 19, 2020

fudge cake in my asshole 

When your sad or pissed about something

Man ilyasse gon leave the country this year fudge cake in my asshole

fudge cake in my asshole by KBK123 October 14, 2020

Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more

Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole

Two faced asshole by rarathelion November 10, 2020

Tripped over his own asshole 

Someone that is super ignorant, super hateful and super motivated by cruelty. The have become such a large asshole that they can actually trip over it.

When he said, " We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American Culture," he literally tripped over his own asshole.

Tripped over his own asshole by Muscratlove April 26, 2021

nuke my asshole 

plural of nuke my asshole

aww man, please nuke my asshole

nuke my asshole by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc August 25, 2021

sucking my asshole 

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

sucking my asshole by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021