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Luke

Gay ass fuckboi sleeps wth children. Has little to no testacles. Thinks he's the goat when actually he gets fucked by he goat.
Girls: Wow I heard luke aux coc
Luke: I do and I'm proud of it.
by William Murphy January 2, 2019
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Luke

A complete dumba** who thinks he’s good at golf and hunting. He likes boys and he beats his meat to Mulan. He beats black people with is golf club and tells them to go f**k themeselves.
I meeting my friend Luke at da theata tonight
by YaBoiVaginaMu$tarD September 16, 2019
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Luke

Luke, the definition of Luke is guy with a massive cock, is thicc as f*ck and likes the taste of dick more than your much.
Luke devoured pussy like it’s food.
by 182738393938 March 10, 2023
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Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.
Luke is cute. That's a fact.
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019
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Luke Moran

A big fat ugly bully who thinks he runs spenny cause his dad is rich, this man thinks he is better than everyone but really just bites kids toe nails, his dad will put his jumbo John sausage up your bum if you go in his house, he also loves kids bum, if you see a Luke Moran run
There’s a Luke Moran you best run
by Big dirty paki June 21, 2020
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The Luke and George Show

A national radio show aimed at the 16-24 year old mentally defficient.... truly a show of the gods
The Luke and George show, national radio 1.....
by presenterofradio September 4, 2005
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Luke

Ginger cunt who hasnt got a soul and likes little kids
You fuckin luke! your going to spend life in prison
by oakie_08 March 8, 2023
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